i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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