The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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