i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
