Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
