YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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