Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she smelled like a LAN party
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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