You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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