Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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