how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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