FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize