My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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