I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish you could order shots online.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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