And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
