So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so let's talk penis.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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