I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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