worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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