I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
even my farts smell like vagina
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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