Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Blood and glitter go together right?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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