can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
