I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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