My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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