Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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