My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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