READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
