Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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