i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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