What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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