So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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