Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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