i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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