I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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