I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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