All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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