What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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