i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Randomize