Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
