I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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