I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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