its not stalking. its research.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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