any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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