okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My balls are so social today.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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