Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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