quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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