love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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