just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
jump out the window naked night went bad
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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