What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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