I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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