I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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