im holly from the hills drunk
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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