The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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