he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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