Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she smelled like a LAN party
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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