My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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